Thursday, July 02, 2009

Million page hits plan

Last night my colleague said that I have very happening life, so I write interesting posts about them. Yeah right! If you consider thousands of hairs falling weekly and hundreds growing again or occasional reddish discharge from nose (symptom of recovery they say) as same as happening. But interesting posts? hmm... lets see, my weekly posts gets an average of 50 page hits, 20 comments each but half of them are mine :P

Its time to make them interesting, I thought scratching my head, and then I noticed. I am producing a snowfall at the tropics! Yucky! I have tried almost everything from smelly homemade paste to the new all clear (do they mean hair clear?) shampoo which promises clean scalp and sexy girls begging for date. I may not have cool dude looks of sportsmen, but hey I look decent enough to date. Sigh... anyway... Then I started chewing pencil till I could taste the graphite, chalk would have been better choice. Right then, million dollar (not the one you get near temples to wear around your neck) or rather, "million page hits plan" came live

The Plan is to write sensational topics. Imagine me sitting in a dark room (No I did not forgot to pay the bill)in a rented oversized black suit (yeah I am average five point some sized and wouldn’t dare a custom made ) and a hat (may be a fashion freak? but I don't mind, it covers my snowy hair) surrounded by smoke(It has to be artificial, last time I tried smoking it was like bollywood film climax where hero coughs to death due to cancer on someone's lap).So I sit there, rating topics I can write like the movie countdown with ultra professional - dead voice.

Even those who think like Einstien or sweat a pool when asked to write their name can write volumes on this topic. So, it should be easy for a Blogger like me. However its risky business like selling French fries topped with double cheese, either people are crazy about it or abandon it, because it’s unhealthy. Even so it tops my list for firing up my posts: Write sexy double meaning stuff or gossips.

Most of us may compromise on the main dish but not on side dish we eat. The second topic is such. Almost everyone are sucker for controversial issues because its mouth watering. I can write about controversies in politics, cinema, blogging or anything under the moon (oh give it a rest, it needn’t be sun always) that can stir an argument right away.

We all have been taught that wisdom is best of all riches. Whether we have it or not, we pretend we do and also respect those who have it. That’s the reason for I-live-in-my-own world scientists and professors get their respect and they mostly have good looking girls (either as wife! or daughter which sometimes becomes the primary reason for popularity) .So the third is writing Intellectual topics. Scientific discoveries, medical marvels like the one where parents can pick their child's sex or cloning - which invariably challenges human values. Although this sounds hard for my samosa sized brain, but hey Google is free.

Did you see the advertisements during last night TV program? Unless you are living in a submarine, you must have. So which one can you remember? The best ones, with perfect music, visuals and message, ok what comes next? The stupidest ones, which has got absolutely no sense or message. That makes you bang your head on the wall or pluck your hair until you go bald. These were the ones your colleagues, friends and kids use to irritate you. Yet they are noticeable, you cannot run away from them, you may even get hypnotised like Kaa does to Mowgli of jungle book. That’s easy! Write something nonsense yet make it noticeable and that’s what I just did :)

29 comments:

gils said...

dei...ennthaanda sollavara..kadisi varaikum interesting posta pathi solavay ila!!! karuppu koranga nenachutu maruntha saapdatha..apdi saapta effect irukathu solitu thantha medicine mathiri iruku intha post :D :D

gils said...

naa thaan phirsta...haiiii

Paarthaen Rasithaen said...

yeah you can write sometimes nonsense. But you are too good in expressing love and emotions in a your own way of style.But this blog is not so interesting but yeah accepted its a new effort. so keep going.

அன்புடன் அருணா said...

//Write something nonsense yet make it noticeable .... //
Exactly!....you've got hold of the trend of the bloggers!!!!

G3 said...

LOL :)) Unga post padichittirundhappo mindla thoninadhu koundamani dialogue dhaan..

"Unakku enda [unglaukku enganu vena padichikkonga ;)] indha vilambaram.. "

G3 said...

Bracketsla neenga pottirukkara comments superu.. adhulayum

//new all clear (do they mean hair clear?)//

Sema ROTFL :))))

G3 said...

//That’s easy! Write something nonsense yet make it noticeable and that’s what I just did :)//

Hehe.. correctu dhaano? Andha postla dhaan vandhu naan gummi adichittirukken ;)

G3 said...

// gils said...

dei...ennthaanda sollavara..kadisi varaikum interesting posta pathi solavay ila!!! karuppu koranga nenachutu maruntha saapdatha..apdi saapta effect irukathu solitu thantha medicine mathiri iruku intha post :D :D//

Gils, avar postaavadhu purinjudhu.. unga commentu sutham :)

G3 said...

// Paarthaen Rasithaen said...

yeah you can write sometimes nonsense. But you are too good in expressing love and emotions in a your own way of style.//

Aksharam pisagaama repeatae :)))

G3 said...

sari.. 20 commentla 10 comment vandhaachu.. meedhi 10 commenta neenga vandhu podunga ;)

கதிரவன் said...

Write something nonsense yet make it noticeable and that’s what I just did :)
Posted by Srivats at 3:38 AM

எப்பா சாமி,பெரிய ’ப்ளானா’த்தான் இருக்குது. அதிகாலை 3:38 வரைக்கும் உட்காந்து யோசிச்சிருக்கீங்க போல..இப்டியே நாள் முழுக்க பதிவு எழுதிட்டும்/என்ன எழுதன்னு யோசிச்சிட்டு இருந்தா..எப்படி datingக்கு நேரம் கிடைக்கும் ?? ;-)

mybittersweetkoreanlife said...

Whether you're writing something with or without substance, your talent shines through! Keep it coming!

Srivats said...

@gils
//karuppu koranga nenachutu maruntha saapdatha..apdi saapta effect irukathu solitu thantha medicine mathiri iruku intha post //

enda naan thaan sollittene edha pathiyum ezhudhama - nonsense ezhudhina sensationla akidalaamnu .. hehe eppo purinjudha.. evlo sensationla makkal commentikaraanga..

Srivats said...

@paarthen rasithen

//yeah you can write sometimes nonsense. But you are too good in expressing love and emotions in a your own way of style//

:) thanks ennum ezhudha try panren

//But this blog is not so interesting but yeah accepted its a new effort. so keep going.
//

Sila samayam sumara varudhu sila samaym epdi aayudhu :( chumma exploring stagela dhaan innum erukken

Srivats said...

@ Aruna

//Write something nonsense yet make it noticeable .... //
Exactly!....you've got hold of the trend of the bloggers!!!!

Apdeengaringala ? amaam school thurandhiruchnnu soneengaley.. post pottutu comment pannittu erukeenga late a pona parava ellaya ? ;)

Srivats said...

@ G3

//Unakku enda [unglaukku enganu vena padichikkonga ;)] indha vilambaram.. "//

Unakennu sollalaamey.. hehe.. enna panradhu yaarum vilambaram kudukka matengaranga adhanala dhaan naamley poster adikka vendiyaadha pochu ;)

//Bracketsla neenga pottirukkara comments superu.. adhulayum

//new all clear (do they mean hair clear?)//
ROFTL

Meyyaluma .. avlo comedyaa vaa erukku ?

//Hehe.. correctu dhaano? Andha postla dhaan vandhu naan gummi adichittirukken ;)//

Kummi adi penne kummadi makkal postla ellam vandhu kummi adi..

//Gils, avar postaavadhu purinjudhu.. unga commentu sutham :)
//

Ahaaa endha side kummi nalla erukkey. ;)


//sari.. 20 commentla 10 comment vandhaachu.. meedhi 10 commenta neenga vandhu podunga ;)
//

Naanum thethalaamnu dhaan pathen ,endha paazha pona manasu kekka matengudhu LOL

Srivats said...

@ Kathiravan

//எப்பா சாமி,பெரிய ’ப்ளானா’த்தான் இருக்குது. அதிகாலை 3:38 வரைக்கும் உட்காந்து யோசிச்சிருக்கீங்க போல..இப்டியே நாள் முழுக்க பதிவு எழுதிட்டும்/என்ன எழுதன்னு யோசிச்சிட்டு இருந்தா..எப்படி datingக்கு நேரம் கிடைக்கும் ?? ;-)
//

இல்லைங்க‌ ந‌ல்லா "முழிச்சுட்டு " ஆபீஸ்ல‌ இருக்கும் போது தான் எழுதினேன். சிங்கை நேர‌த்துல‌ இல்லை போல‌. வ‌டிவேலு மாதிரி ப்ளான் எல்லாம் ந‌ல்லா தான் ப‌ண்ணுவேன்.. ஆனா அதுக்க‌ப்ப‌ர‌ம் தான் இப்ப‌டி கும்மி ஆயிடுது.

Srivats said...

@mybittersweetkoreanlife

//
Whether you're writing something with or without substance, your talent shines through! Keep it coming!
//

:) Thanks much!

kannabiran, RAVI SHANKAR (KRS) said...

//G3 said...
LOL :)) Unga post padichittirundhappo mindla thoninadhu koundamani dialogue dhaan..
"Unakku enda indha vilambaram..//

:))
rotfl!
g3 yekka kalakkings!

kannabiran, RAVI SHANKAR (KRS) said...

@gils
//million page hits// - appdinaa enna-nu theriyumaa? page page-aa poyi, avanga avangalai hit pannittu varathu! athaan million page hit! :)

"Hit" nu oru poochi kolli marunthu vera vanthuchi la? :))

kannabiran, RAVI SHANKAR (KRS) said...

//you may even get hypnotised like Kaa does to Mowgli of jungle book//

oh, you one jungle book fan-eh?

//That’s easy! Write something nonsense yet make it noticeable and that’s what I just did :)//

and that's what we all did too...
neennga post la nonsense naa
naanga comment la nonsense!

g3 yekka, gils - cheri thaane? :)

Srivats said...

@ KRS

Atlast it worked!!.

million page hits vandhaachu.. KRS oru vaati vandha.. oru dhaba comment pannalaaye adhu million times kku equal ellaya ?

;)

υnĸnown вlogger™ said...

//dei...ennthaanda sollavara..kadisi varaikum interesting posta pathi solavay ila!!! //

gilsu ennakum onnume puriyala :)

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υnĸnown вlogger™ said...

// may not have cool dude looks of sportsmen, but hey I look decent enough to date.//

aiyo paavam.neega imbuttu appavi paiyan nu ennaku theriyama pochu :)

υnĸnown вlogger™ said...

//and that's what we all did too...
neennga post la nonsense naa
naanga comment la nonsense!//

not to mention nambale oru nonsense sometimes :)

eyomer said...

sarcasm... that triggers the writer/blogger to pen interestingly. and i cud feel that from the first line itself. yea... 1000 hairs falling and 100s growing... :) well said..

eyomer said...

i hv read few other posts too. ur blog is certainly interesting.

Srivats said...

@ Eyomer

Thanks for ur presence. Glad you liked them , stay around :)