Vats' Verses



The more the office work is, the more you get ideas to write post, when its otherwise your mind would dry up equivalent to that of Sahara.

Your relaxing weekend would always involve a short trip to nearby city and exhausted you on Monday morning.

Irritation coupled with anger is the precise feeling you get, when a friend (with a profile picture of rose or duck and a quote instead of name, that left you no choice but to ask who he is) left a personal message in your networking site, is disappointed that you forgot him.

Dieting is not an one time activity.

Pressing the lift button umpteen times would not get you faster to the car park.

Exchange rate is inversely proportional to the need/availability to transfer money to India.

Just when you figure out and master your job, you were either given promotion, or change of profile only to go through the same cycle.

The necessary expense is directly proportional to salary increment.

No amount of money can buy you that zero figure.

A thorough scolding at your favourite friend/love/god is followed by a surprise that would leave you guilty and small.

Bad network is what happens when you want to talk something important.

Rain and your laundry day are best friends.

The annoying newsletters are always delivered in perfect condition and on time.

“Misunderstanding” is the escape used, when both knew and meant all that was said.

I bet your head will explode out of curiosity if you don't open the new message in your hand phone in 5 minutes.

When you are over weight, its time to change the weighing machine.

You pay your dietian, to hear exactly the same things you know or your loved ones have told you




p.s1 : Thanks for all the wishes, post(thanks preethe), sms, calls scraps yesterday :) Afterall turning thirty wasnt that bad :P
p.s 2: Thanks Ashwini shenoy for sending the story for the game. She wrote to me and I quote " I know the competition is long over but I thought what the heck! :D " - Thats the spirit! :) I have posted it along with other stories.

Comments

Swaram said…
First ;)
Prats said…
Dieting is not an one time activity.

ROFL!! on this...

Nice verses :-) One of my fav posts on ur blog this one....

Btw. Belated Happy Birthday bro.
Aaarti said…
thot i was 2nd while clicking"leave a comment".. alas i am 3rd!! yayy!!! :D

Cool post.. its like Murphy's law!!
love the one abt the buttons in elevator
RamMmm said…
// The more the office work is, the more you get ideas to write post, when its otherwise your mind would dry up equivalent to that of Sahara.

Ha Ha Ha. Or wait for feed updates on Google Reader by 'Refresh'ing multiple times. :-)

Have gone through most. :-)
Swaram said…
Belated bday wishes Sri ;) Hw did the day go :) Hope it was fruitful :P

The necessary expense is directly proportional to salary increment. Sigh! The bank account statement remains the same always :(

ROFL @ Misunderstanding one ;)

Superb ones here :)

So, u mean u hv lotz and lotz of work nw :) Gud luck and hope u manage to post and visit us in between and have some 'Me-time' too ;) Cheers!
Savitha said…
Wisdom flows into you when one gets into 30? :P

//Pressing the lift button umpteen times would not get you faster to the car park.//

Pressing the traffic button to get a pedestrian signal also included here ;)

Exchange rate is inversely proportional to the need/availability to transfer money to India.//

100% agreed

//The annoying newsletters are always delivered in perfect condition and on time.//
Sigh!and important letters, even if couriered do not reach in time :D

Hope your bday was good!!
Swaram said…
Gud one Savi ;) Ahh nw I see light @ the end of the tunnel that wisdom wil flow into me in some yrs nw :)
savitha said…
@Swaram: There are always exceptions! :D Mei hoon na? :P
Swaram said…
Exactly Savi :P U hv it from ur birth na ;)
Anu said…
hey!! belated happy birthday!! didnt even realise it!! Welcome to the club of 30s....
Srivats said…
@ swaram

It was lovely, got many surprise calls and gifts :)

@ Prats
thanks buddy, i am waiting for ur quizz results

@ Aaarti
haha yes exactly thanks!

@ Rmmmm
true, it happens to me too!
Srivats said…
@ swaram

actually I am bit free but my mind is like dried up :)

@ savi
I am 30 not 60 :) wisdom - does it got anything to do with age ?
pressing the traffic button is superb example! LOL

@ Anu
Thanks, now that u are mentioning it as some club, I am freaking out :)
Ramesh said…
Happy Birthday Sri. Congratulations on turning 16 :)
Nice ones, but a post with no photos from the master photographer ????
A said…
welcome to the rocking 30's.. hope u had a fab b'day and i agree to all the expense related verses..nice list u drew up:)-ajcl
"I bet your head will explode out of curiosity if you don't open the new message in your hand phone in 5 minutes."

~hahaha, so true.
varun g m said…
belated b'day wishes!

-varun
gils said…
???verse engada?? :)
Vidya said…
Welcome to the 30's Srivats! :D It is not too bad, you know!
jehan said…
“Misunderstanding” is the escape used, when both knew and meant all that was said.

----haha! this reminded me of my husband and I after an argument. he'd say "i'm so sorry, i couldn't speak english very well" and i'd go "whaaattttt??? you've been speaking in english the whole time, not allowing me to butt in?" but then again, it's not his first language and yes, they use words they don't mean or even know the "true" meaning sometimes... haha!

he'd blame it on misunderstanding...

i blame it on too much english speaking practice...
J said…
Loved them all... turning 30 seems to work wonders for you ;)
vishal jindal said…
hi srivats!
thats so funny and interesting stuff..
i liked it :)
n yes happy bday buddy
Aaarti said…
30's.. oh,ya,we're all here already!! actually makes no difference at all! :D
varun g m said…
Hey... Thank you for stopping by... and Thanks for the appreciation :)

Your suggestion well taken, now I limited to 20 entries per page

-varun
@ Srivats
...let us together CelebrateLife!
Celebrate friendship amid in blogger's bonding..

A surprise is waiting for you...kindly check the post..

P.S. Belated HAPPY BIRTHDAY..
TheUncanny said…
hey srivats!!!

Belated birthday wishes!!
Hope you had a stellar bday!!
Srivats said…
@ Ramesh

U too! I better be 30 than 16 :) Oh my has it turned into Photo blog!

@ AJCL
Blogger shift pannitta , ID use panna kudadhaa enna ? :)

@Mybittersweetkoreanlife
Emma I guess u too had that expereince LOL

@Varun GM
Hey Good to see you here :) Thanks!

@Vidya
Thanks! Thats the hope!

@Gils
Anubavikanum arayakudaadhu da
Srivats said…
@ Jehan

I agree this is what happens to us too :) LOL blame it on the techinicality of english LOL

@ J
haha thanks! I hope I just get better and better instead of older;)

@Vishal

Glad u liked it bro :) Thanks for ur wishes!

@Aarti
You are right, I thought its big a deal, but actually its not so bad, its just the same

@ Varun
Glad u did that :)My collegue liked ur work very much


@Rachana
Thanks for the wishes and award too :) So kind of you.

@The uncanny
Yes it was good :) gifts and stuff :) bdays are good, just ageing is not :)
Pixie said…
good ones!

The thing about more work and the urge to blog mroe happens to all of us doesn't it?!! ;)

Belated Happy Birthday! :)
Srivats said…
@ Pixie

Thanks mate :)

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