The more the office work is, the more you get ideas to write post, when its otherwise your mind would dry up equivalent to that of Sahara.
Your relaxing weekend would always involve a short trip to nearby city and exhausted you on Monday morning.
Irritation coupled with anger is the precise feeling you get, when a friend (with a profile picture of rose or duck and a quote instead of name, that left you no choice but to ask who he is) left a personal message in your networking site, is disappointed that you forgot him.
Dieting is not an one time activity.
Pressing the lift button umpteen times would not get you faster to the car park.
Exchange rate is inversely proportional to the need/availability to transfer money to India.
Just when you figure out and master your job, you were either given promotion, or change of profile only to go through the same cycle.
The necessary expense is directly proportional to salary increment.
No amount of money can buy you that zero figure.
A thorough scolding at your favourite friend/love/god is followed by a surprise that would leave you guilty and small.
Bad network is what happens when you want to talk something important.
Rain and your laundry day are best friends.
The annoying newsletters are always delivered in perfect condition and on time.
“Misunderstanding” is the escape used, when both knew and meant all that was said.
I bet your head will explode out of curiosity if you don't open the new message in your hand phone in 5 minutes.
When you are over weight, its time to change the weighing machine.
You pay your dietian, to hear exactly the same things you know or your loved ones have told you
p.s1 : Thanks for all the wishes, post(thanks preethe), sms, calls scraps yesterday :) Afterall turning thirty wasnt that bad :P
p.s 2: Thanks Ashwini shenoy for sending the story for the game. She wrote to me and I quote " I know the competition is long over but I thought what the heck! :D " - Thats the spirit! :) I have posted it along with other stories.